Dining Traditionalist Pillows

'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"What the heck am I supposed to do with that? Get me something we can read, young man!"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

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"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Grandma's caf

Full English Breakfast.

'Is this still America?'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''