Dining Experience Adventurer Mugs

"I think this place has gone overboard with the homestyle cooking thing!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Platter confusion.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

Picasso

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Arabian Cuisine

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"