Diners And Dives Fan Mugs

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"How about a little more coffee?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."