Dine And Discover Lover Prints

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Regular service or affected?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"What do you recommend today?"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Spinach Dating.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'A table for two?'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"