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Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

Trout Game

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Exercise rat race

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Excess Baggage

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

'World Popularity of Golf'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'Coming through!'

'I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods.'