Digitally Distracted Dog Owner T-Shirts

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Screen Time vs Book Time

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Labradrone

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

'Polly wants on-line.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"