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Help. Replaced by something digital

"Be back soon. Self check in."

'Boy, they sure don't make teaching software the way they used to!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

I.T. Fear

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"You may now kiss the bride."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."