Digital Writer Pillows

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

The Googler

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Internet Cafe.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Wedding selfie stick

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'I've started a blog.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Content Creator

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."