Digital Writer Pillows

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

The Googler

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Creativity 2.0

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Internet Cafe.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Wedding selfie stick

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I've started a blog.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Content Creator