Digital Vs. Analog Prints

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Busking during a pandemic

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Digital Canvas

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

Lost in the laptop...

"He applied for a job at one of those new-age digital tech companies, but they never replied to his telegram."

'I'm just going to Global Village dear to post my email.'

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"In my day we didn't 'scroll down' — we turned to Page 16, Section D!"