Digital Tools Prints

'Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape - now the mess is all digital.'

Body weight app on mobile

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I've gone paperless! Check your laptop!"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"