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"What's streaming?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Live Stream

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Dawing your Cellphone

I should probably get out more.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"