Digital Sports Strategist Prints

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Other Cooperstown

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Are you blind ref?'