Digital Security Fans Pillows

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

Safe harbour

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

Godzilla's Security Question

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

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