Digital Security Enthusiast Prints

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

I think there are more inside, but I've never gotten past his firewall.

Colin didn't want to risk videos of his dates going viral online.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Where was the TSA?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Biro Security

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.