Digital Seamstress Gifts

Common error # 5 made by novices using a computer to make a sewing pattern: putting the thread directly into the disk drive.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I quilt therefore I am

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I, TikTok."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Arts and crafts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

i-teddy

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Man and Machine snoozing

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."