Digital Scripture Reader Mugs

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

Moses on the web

Gen-Next Library

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Bring out yer books!'

'E-books?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Two Generations of Readers

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"I have an app for that."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

The Ordered List

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Quite literary.