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eBook signing,

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Digital Family

Editor.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"We need a better distribution system."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Book Shop: DYI section

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

"Legal is concerned you made up your 'True Life' adventures."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Literary Advice

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"Dear Author: Your novel is incomparably brilliant! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for incomparably brilliant novels at this time."

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

The Influencer from Hamelin

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba