Digital Pilgrim T-Shirts

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Computer literate Monk

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Moses on the web

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cellphone Islands

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Connected to Technology.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

God's Phone

"Streaming"

"I have an app for that."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Desert wifi

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Error 404: Brain not found"