Digital Peace Seeker Gifts

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

Lynching on social media

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Cactus seats.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog in Daisys

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Meditation

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

UNFADED GLORY

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Trouble everywhere...

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Dad, what is peace?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."