Digital Page-turner Pillows

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling this a @#$% book club.

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Reading in the family.

Bibliomaniac

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

TV tie-in book signpost.

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Writer's block

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Coffee Table eBooks.

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire