Digital Native Explorer Gifts

"Now that I have your undivided attention..."

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Digital Fomo!

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Bird Tweet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'