Digital Native Explorer Gifts

"Now that I have your undivided attention..."

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Likes: $2.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Digital Fomo!

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."