Digital Mediums & Mystics T-Shirts

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Pucker up!

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Social Media Romance

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

Plugged In

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'