Digital Manager Prints

"Yes, I now use my phone as my wallet. How did you know?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

CEO with SEO

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

I should probably get out more.

Eldrow

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'