Digital Management Pillows

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

Text Culture

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

WiFi Signals

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'