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"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Roller Coaster of Love

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'I'm all for this interactivity.'