Digital Influencer Mugs

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you favorable mention in my blog.'

"To be honest, I'm only dating you because you're trending."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Media Whore Raceway.

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Mark Zuckerberg

Twitter - You have 17,349,276 followers.

"I'm worried about my leadership ability. None of the board members follow me on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

"How did you get all those rats to follow you into the river?" "Easy. First I got them to follow me on social media."

"What I lack in charisma I make up for in social media presence."

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Witches of Instagram