Digital Holidaymaker T-Shirts

Sunbathing with your PC.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'It's a letter to Santa...'-'Can you just text him?'

Beer Belly.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm beached body ready."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Campground Wi-fi.

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Protection from the sun.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Fantastic holiday.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.