Digital Hibernator Pillows

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Connected to Technology.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

The Off-Season

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

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"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

The Ungooglable Man