Digital Grumbler Mugs

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells sends a text.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"