Digital Globe-trotter Gifts

"This travelling's giving me so many ideas about places to visit online."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

My God, I need to fart.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Travelling

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'