Digital Footprint Manager Prints

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"What about my footprint?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"My husband makes this wine."

Global Warming.

Young MacDonald

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'I'm from China!'

'I and my Blog'

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

"How the hell does he do that?"

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

"Did you take part in the climate change march?"

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

The little capitalist hen

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

Boy, you were this close to getting in until I checked these photos of you on Facebook.

Old McDonald hacks into his mortgage account