Digital File Finder Pillows

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

InOutYada Yada.

In/Out Tray.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Files of Doom

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

Woman going through files being grabbed by weird creature in X Files.

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

"Classical guitar hero"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'We needed more room for our checking information, so I deleted that 4 meg joke file you had... Should I have backed that up

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

'I think we should budgets we draw up.'

"Where have you filed that Henderson letter?"