Digital Family Humor Prints

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Barcode Dreams

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Adult Absence Notes.

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"Lemonade App: $1"

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'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'