Digital Expressionist Gifts

'My blog may be controversial but it's free speech.'

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"AI designed my statue."

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Quiet Quitting

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Close with yours truly, Phil, and coudl you sprinkle a few appropriate emoticons around?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'