Digital Expressionist Gifts

'My blog may be controversial but it's free speech.'

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"AI designed my statue."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Quiet Quitting

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Close with yours truly, Phil, and coudl you sprinkle a few appropriate emoticons around?"

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'