Digital Enlightenment Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

The Computer Bore

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."