Digital Economy Mugs

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Online form - Submit.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

I.T. Fear

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Graduates on their phones

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.