Digital Life Mugs

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

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A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'We weren't compatible. I'm all Facebook while he's so Myspace.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

'Looks like a text message leak.'

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mom if she can be interactive this evening."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

Cellphone Heads

"Really? Does everything have to be password protected?"

Virtual priority

Graduates on their phones

Facebook and chain

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

Screen Addict

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

Obsession with new technologies

"It must be removing temporary files so it can increase its speed and performance."

"Ping me when you're done, yeah?"

Seriously, stop asking me to select every square with a squirrel in it. Captcha.

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

RAISED BY PHONES

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."