Digital Donations Prints

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man-mobile

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."