Digital Donations Mugs

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."