Digital Discourse Crusader Mugs

Hate Comments

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

The Proust of Twitter

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Blog Breakdown

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

SOPA supporters regroup.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."