Digital Disconnector Prints

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Busking during a pandemic

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Have we e-met before?"

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Follow me on your favorite social media website (Just look up 'beggar').'