Digital Disconnection Advocate Prints

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Please hold my calls."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

Child Protection

Hell has no wi-fi.

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."

'Instead of a closing argument, we ask that you visit the defendent's website at i-am-innocent.com.'

Internet slaves.

"I'm suffering from activism burnout."

Throat messaging

"What do you mean 'you haven't got a telephone'?"