Digital Detachment Advocate Prints

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Please hold my calls."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

“So much for Google Maps.”

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

Hell has no wi-fi.

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"I just sent you a friend request."

'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."