Digital Devotionals Mugs

"For the convenience of our absent members, our ushers will be calling at your homes with their collection plates."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Moses on the web

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I have an app for that."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Family Home.

Follow God On Twitter

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Does it come on Disc?'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Man-mobile