Digital Devotionals Mugs

"For the convenience of our absent members, our ushers will be calling at your homes with their collection plates."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Moses on the web

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I have an app for that."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Family Home.

Follow God On Twitter

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"