Digital Detox Fan Pillows

"Mmm...interactive."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Joe's Bar, Laptops Will Be Stomped On.

Cell Phone on Beaches

"That's an old phone booth. People go there to get away from people on their phones."

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Screen Burdern

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'