Digital Detox Dreamer Mugs

"I'm trying to quit Twitter."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

i-teddy

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

America Off-line.