Digital Detox Dreamer Mugs

"I'm trying to quit Twitter."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

i-teddy

Giving Things Up For Lent.