Digital Detox Advocates Prints

'Turn off your mobile.'

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Children's games and technology

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

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