Digital Detox Devotee Prints

'Hi, my name is Amanda, and I haven't looked at my pone for 58 seconds.'

"I've tried rebooting it several times, but the news is still terrible."

'This is currently our most popular vacation package. For $4,000 this resort guarantees that you will not hear the word 'Internet' for 48 hours.'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

"I'm finally banned from the social media platform for 30 days...what luck! My kids have already called me old and stuffy!"

'I marooned myself here to break my Blackberry addiction.'

Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

'Stop following me. I want to be incommunicado!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Wanderer dropping phone above the sea of fog

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

A man gives up in a phone addicted world

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Live Stream

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."