Digital Currency Dabbler T-Shirts

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"He created Bitecoin."

The Screeeen!

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

We accept only digital currency.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Crypto-Corruption

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

Bitcoin Asteroid

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

Virtual Money?

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"