Digital Currency Dabbler Mugs

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"He created Bitecoin."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

We accept only digital currency.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Virtual Money?

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"